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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.... HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.
*This doesn't offend me because my mom is from Germany and moved to America in her twenty's, being sponsored on a Visa, she became a governess to take care of children for a family, and she self-taught herself the English language without seeking to make America 'Little Germany.' She entered the borders the right way and made herself a living with her four year old daughter. She spoke English very well, gained her real estate license, worked in a hospital, and became a private duty nurse amongst her learning.
(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the Walmart policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it. We'll make it here and sell it here!
*No offense to all the wonderful people in the world with wonderful gifts/talents and ability skills... it's just that Walmart is my favorite store. It appeals to my conservative side and like Christ, they hire the people nobody else wants... people in wheelchairs, old people, who greet you at the door; people who matter too and yet i don't know any other company that does this. These people need to have an income for living too and Walmart hires them without regard to production quotas like UPS. It touched me deep one time so wrote Walmart a Thank You note to the corporate office for doing this.
(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.
(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND Aliens.
(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't gettin' nuttin' out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.
(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method: There is no more "life sentences." If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10). All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt, and ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.
(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes... nevertheless...
God Bless America!
Sincerely, Bill Cosby
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